Phillip's Phunnies - Birthdays

A merry heart does good, like medicine... - Proverbs 17:22

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MRS. PASTORWAY!!




As a tribute to my sweet wife on her birthday today, I am going to post birthday jokes for our edition of Phillip's Phunnies this week:


"When's your birthday?"
"April 22."
"What year?"
"Every year!"

Q: What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday?
A: "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

Q: What do you say to a cow on her birthday?
A: Happy Birthday to Moo!

Q: What do you say to a cat on her birthday?
A: Happy birthday to mew!

Q: Did you hear about the flag's birthday?
A: It was a flappy one!

Q: Did you hear about the tree's birthday?
A: It was a sappy one!

Q: Did you hear about the dancer's birthday?
A: It was a tappy one!

Q: What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
A: "Hi, Buster."

Q: What does a clam do on his birthday?
A: He shellabrates!

Q: How can you tell that you're getting old?
A: You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!

Q: What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
A: Angel food cake, of course!

Q: What is an elf's favorite kind of birthday cake?
A: Shortcake!

Q: What do you always get on your birthday?
A: Another year older!

Q: What is your favourite type of present?
A: Another present!

Q: Does a pink candle burn longer than a blue one?
A: No, they both burn shorter!





Happy Birthday from
Your Sweet Babboo!